Is the four year college degree a myth?
The Bible warned me about temptation, sin and most bad things in the world, but it didn’t warn me about the hell of trying to graduate college in four years. While I give my high school a lot of credit...
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Media distorts body image
In 2015, you can wear a computer on your wrist, eat brownie-batter-flavored Oreos and follow a San Franciscan fog cloud on Twitter, but apparently you can’t live your life without someone criticizing...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus can’t, but should, be tamed
I can’t wait to sit my future children down and tell them where I was when President Kanye West announced his presidential run. I’ll then reminisce about my MTV memories of Madonna snogging Britney,...
View ArticleTaylor Swift generates racist controversy again
As our lord and savior Taylor Swift prophesied, the haters are going to hate, hate, hate. The thing is, I don’t think the pop goddess expected the haters to hate her newest music video so much. Swift’s...
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Bigots ruin Caitlyn costume
(Eva Rodriguez / Express) Halloween is the time of year when everyone breaks out their skimpy, scary and tacky costumes and parade around, pretending to be someone else for one, fun night. While many...
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Kendall Jenner faces undeserved hate
Whenever I feel down about my life, I look at the comment section of online news articles. Because, even if I think my life is going downhill, I can always find comfort in knowing that I’m not an old,...
View ArticleMisguided critics throw bricks at Emmerick’s “Stonewall” wall
One huge problem with America is our politically correct culture. Everyone is always finding random reasons to be offended. The latest attack from the PC police is criticism for the new queer movie...
View ArticleAudiences groan over excessive Hollywood remakes
Whenever a Hollywood reboot, sequel or spinoff is announced, you can hear the faint sounds of a million angry people screaming about today’s unoriginal movie market. If you listen closely enough, you...
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Bullying took the home out of my hometown
Illustration by Reid Cammack Growing up in the suburbs of Sacramento, I was the fabulous little poster boy for the gay stereotype. My childhood obsession with “The Sound of Music” and Barbie dolls...
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Reality shows lack luster of former glory
Illustration by Reid Cammack I’ve never been a particularly avid watcher of “America’s Next Top Model,” but when I’m home all day and there’s an “ANTM” marathon running, you bet your ass I’m watching...
View Article“The Force Awakens” is bound to disappoint
A long, long time ago in a barn far, far away, the Virgin Mary gave birth to a little, bloody baby Jesus. Mary gave life to our lord and savior so we could eventually celebrate his birth with bright...
View Article‘SNL’ should dump Donald Trump
Most of my family is insanely conservative and racist. Since I only see them once or twice a year, I usually forget how terrible they are, and once I finally see them, I am shocked by their ignorance....
View Article‘Rich Girl’ Gwen appropriates again
I imagine Gwen Stefani lives a pretty simple life. She sleeps in every morning, gets up to shower off whatever diseases Blake Shelton gave her the night before, and then looks in the mirror and decides...
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DWTS needs to dance with more same-sex couples
Illustration by Jocelyn CarranzaIt is a pretty accepting time for the gay community right now. It’s nowhere near perfect, but there’s been significant progress toward full acceptance. Unfortunately,...
View ArticleScientology tarnishes Cruise’s star power
I’ve made a lot of questionable decisions in my lifetime. I am a 21-year-old man who goes to One Direction concerts. I sleep in a bed covered in orange dust from off-brand Cheetos puffs, and, last...
View Article‘The Voice’ caters to judges, not contestants
One of my favorite parts of the weekend is when my friends and I get together, sit down and have a makeshift Socratic seminar about the world’s most important issues. This week, we discussed our new...
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Tatum’s performance drags down ‘Lip Sync Battle’
Reid Cammack/Xpress January is my favorite month of the year, mostly because it’s my birthday month. I spend all month surrounding myself with positive images to remind myself of my glorious wonder....
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Bible thumpers should hate less and love more
I’ve always had a strong, “you-do-you” policy when it comes to religion. You do you, and you believe in what you want, as long as you aren’t harming anyone. Growing up, I remember sitting in my Sunday...
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Moms are allowed to be sexy too
I don’t know what magical powers the Kardashian family possess that make everyone hate them, but I’m obsessed with whatever witchcraft they’re performing. It’s like they’re spending every night...
View ArticleUPDATED: Video of Student Center argument goes viral
A video of an argument between two people in the lower level of the Cesar Chavez Student Center started gaining traction online Monday. The video, titled “SFSU 2016 – Campus employee assaults white...
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